if.i.were.a.food.

If I were a food I would be Rice a' Roni

(The Samfransico Treat!)

I love pasta of every kind. But I really like

Rice a' Roni, and I think that IF I were a food

I would be one that can be mixed with anything.

Rice a' Roni is a nice blend of all things good, rice, artifical chicken flavoring,

spicy stuff, and a bunch of unhealthy shit too. It can be in basically anything.. salads, tacos.. by itself.

I think that if I were a food I would taste pretty good, like Rice a' Roni..and

if Rice a' Roni was a person, I think we would have a lot in common and

we would both watch Stephen Colbert. (Rice would have a good sense of humor.)